Ocean or...

Received this is an email from my favorite non-English speaking offspring.

This or That

Plaid or Polka Dots?
Peru or Paraguay?
Dunkin Donut or Krispy Kreme?
Pancake or Waffle?
New Mexico or Arizona?
Singapore or Thailand?
Alaska or Hawaii?
Elk or Moose?
Deer or Reindeer (NOT Rudolph)
Snake or Spider?
Frogs or Toads?
Mouse or Rat?
Turtle or Tortoise?
Lake or Creek?
Ocean or Intercourse?
River or Stream?

ENJOY THE GAME!

Froggie went a - courtin and he did ride...

Nature girl, BG, captured fornicating froggies*, by hand, and by lens.

                                               The noises were oddly arousing.     
     

Friendly neighbors

You're coming with me!

Mom, if you don't stop yapping about the need for strapless bras, 

 I will throw them on your head!

 Sir, would you like to hold these for a bit?

 Oh, so that's what women want.

*Yes, I know that they are toads, but alliteration wins out once again. 

Turned on toads, or amorous amphibians, just doesn't cut it.

Beauty in the Dirt

The vacuum canister becomes a kaleidoscope of debris,

making cleaning dream like, not drudgery.

Out Stealing Boats

BB left me alone on his boat.
Betcha he didn't think for one second that anything would be amiss when he returned.


Instead of taking the same picture that I did last week,
I was really ransacking
drinking
dancing naked
and I left surprises in hidden places.

I am really quite dangerous when left alone.

And yes, I read Out Stealing Horses.
And no, I didn't like it.

Books always come to mind when I blog.
The titles often have nothing to do with the post.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation First Day of Summer

By Lisa

 I sat, looking at rope, when the puffy clouds caught my attention.

Not wanting to be drawn in by nature, I stood up, and stared at whatever man-made materials I could find.

BB decided we should move.

He doesn't like to be called Boat Boy.

Sorry, but I draw the line at BM.

Besides, one should be thrilled with any nickname I bestow.

 Like usual, I wasn't sure if we were coming, or going.

My guess would be going.

Yes, that is heading away...

Oh, look, it's the rebuilt bridge.

Two lanes, because traffic hasn't changed.

It is your imagination that the population has grown.

The lighthouse

The lighthouse
I like threes, but I only took two.

People
Water
The End.

"Why don't you watch T.V.?"  was the question BG asked of me tonight. 

Hey, I watched a friend, via webcam, as he watched the news last night.
Indirect television viewing should count.
The way the light danced was cool.
It made me sleepy.

For others, who like me, are easily amused, there is this webcam.

“Write in recollection and amazement for yourself”

Jack Kerouac